Calories Burned During Sex

Rain · Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 180 Location: Philadelphia, PA

Calories Burned During Sex

REMOVING HER CLOTHES

With her consent.................................12 Calories

Without her consent...........................2,187 Calories

OPENING HER BRA

With both hands.................................. 8 Calories

With one hand....................................12 Calories

With your teeth.................................485 Calories

PUTTING ON A CONDOM

With an erection..................................6 Calories

Without an erection ......................3,315 Calories

POSITIONS

Missionary....................................12 Calories

69 lying down...............................78 Calories

69 standing up..............................812 Calories

Wheelbarrow................................2 16 Calories

Doggy Style..................................326 Calories

Italian chandelier..........................2,912 Calories

ORGASMS

Real..........................................112 Calories

Fake.......................................1,315 Calories

POST ORGASM

Lying in bed hugging.............................18 Calories

Getting up immediately.........................36 Calories

Explaining why you got out of bed immediately...816 Calories

GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are

20-29 years......................................36 Calories

30-39 years......................................80 Calories

40-49 years.....................................124 Calories

50-59 years...................................1,972 Calories

60-69 years...................................7,916 Calories

70 and over........................Results are still pending

DRESSING AFTERWARDS

Calmly..........................................................32

In a hurry.....................................................98

With her father knocking at the door..........5,218 Calories

With your wife knocking at the door..........13,521 Calories

Results may vary.

THERE'S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD..

Right now, as you read this, 60 Million Americans are having SEX!

And you're on the computer!!

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Tina-cious · Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2007 5:48 pm Post subject:

Ok, this is funny because we were just trying to calculate sex calories the other day!

BAHYAHAHHAHAHHA
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Yes, even I
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Rain · Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 180 Location: Philadelphia, PA

That's cuz I gots skillz. Laughing

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