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Calories Burned During SexCalories Burned During Sex
REMOVING HER CLOTHES
With her consent.................................12 Calories
Without her consent...........................2,187 Calories
OPENING HER BRA
With both hands.................................. 8 Calories
With one hand....................................12 Calories
With your teeth.................................485 Calories
PUTTING ON A CONDOM
With an erection..................................6 Calories
Without an erection ......................3,315 Calories
POSITIONS
Missionary....................................12 Calories
69 lying down...............................78 Calories
69 standing up..............................812 Calories
Wheelbarrow................................2 16 Calories
Doggy Style..................................326 Calories
Italian chandelier..........................2,912 Calories
ORGASMS
Real..........................................112 Calories
Fake.......................................1,315 Calories
POST ORGASM
Lying in bed hugging.............................18 Calories
Getting up immediately.........................36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately...816 Calories
GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are
20-29 years......................................36 Calories
30-39 years......................................80 Calories
40-49 years.....................................124 Calories
50-59 years...................................1,972 Calories
60-69 years...................................7,916 Calories
70 and over........................Results are still pending
DRESSING AFTERWARDS
Calmly..........................................................32
In a hurry.....................................................98
With her father knocking at the door..........5,218 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door..........13,521 Calories
Results may vary.
THERE'S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD..
Right now, as you read this, 60 Million Americans are having SEX!
And you're on the computer!!
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